Đe-Alchmst | Welcome to my awesome Eliza clone written in most normal JavaScript. Just as The Hackers Of Old intended. I mean, the Script of Java was originally meant to be a scheme, don't you know. But the Sun-loving, quiche-eating smelly nerds at Netscape were not brave enough to present the glory of holy LISP unto the masses, so they betrayed their legacy and followed the path of the wicked instead.
But we shall not stand the blasphemy of theirs. With sufficiently advanced hacking, anything can be turned to LISP. And to LISP JavaScript turn I shall.
Amen.